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'Alan: "I can ride for an hour without breaking a sweat."
Alan: "I was packing." Charlotte: "Were you packing yourself into Sarah???"
Lou: "I'll trade my fanny for a fisting."
Lou: "My fist, your arse, done."
Lou: "Right, wheres the cock?"
Lou: "I'm going to break your womb."
Hannah: (during take-off) "I forgot we were in a plane."
Hannah: "When I walked into my room naked I was surprised to find a man in my bed!"
Hannah: "I don't have many friends whos willies I haven't seen or touched."
Hannah: "Pauls actually got quite a nice arse."
Hannah: "I should drink less. And keep my clothes on."
Hannah: (to Ian) "Have you ever seen testicles?"
Mike: "It's tiny - you can't get a fist in there! Although Hannah's head fits."
Smurf: "You suck so bad."
Smurf: "Ian, you're piggy backing me tonight."
Smurf: "Anyone want a wet one?"
Smurf: "I want to see Charlotte naked too."
Smurf: "I like going down on my knees."
Sophie: "Does anyone know where my clothes are?"
Will: "It's like having sex with a breezeblock." (girlfriend Lizzy was not impressed).
Chris Cook (Loughborough Uni): "I think I've seen yours and mine is smaller."
AFF Student: (on deployment) "One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand, five thousand, still one instructor left."
Tandem Student: (to her instructor when their canopy deployed) "Are you still behind me?"
Instructor: "I hope so."
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