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'"I didn't think you could get a suntan without sunbathing."
Did you have your poo?
"No, it's not ready yet. I think the freefall knocked it back in a bit."
"Me and Emily lie on the bed and do each other for 10 minutes either way."
"What was she doing with a willy on the wall anyway?"
"I was tipping so I banged on a hard arch."
"It slipped out like a slug."
"Please can I do it, I'm well good, I did it to my brother. I think I hurt him. He cried."
While talking to Kevin the instructor after 3 days of the Gap trip...
"Are you an instructor?"
How's the brain?
"It tastes like smoked willy."
"I've got crumbs up my bum."
"I've got a bit of meat between my legs."
"Am I slick Rick?"
"You've got to get your numbers up haven't you?!?"
"I've had so many guys with 4 letter names, I get them all mixed up!"
"Rick; tell me I can take it."
"Ian, does anal sex hurt?"
"I was attacking Emily today, trying to get her naked; she let me put my hand up her top, but not down her trousers."
"I'll be 23... one day."
"Rick goes a long time, doesn't he?"
"Rick... Haven't you got a big one!"
Charlotte: "I've seen a fair few."
Simon: "Are you talking about cocks?"
Charlotte: "Yes."
Matt: "Does any one know what SF stands for?"
Charlotte: "Skysurfing!!"
To Ginge: "Are you a good taker?"
To Reg: "What do you do in the Army?"
Reg: "I'm in the parachute team."
To Reg: "So what do you do?"
To Ian: "What do you use for lubrication?"
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